This is the first tab I've ever done without using pieces of other tabs! I hope you enjoy it!

Part 1 (play this 2 times)
e---------------------------------------|
B---------------------------------------|
G---------------------------------------|
D---------------------------------------| x3
A--------------------3/5\3--------------|
E---3-5---5~---3-5---------5------------|

e-----------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------|
G-----------------------------------------|
D-----------------------------------------| x1
A-----------------2-3---3---2-------------|
E---3-5---5---3-5---------------5---------|


Part 2
"It's two thousand and thirteen..."
e--------------------------------------------------|
B--------------------------------------------------|
G--------------------------------------------------|
D--------------------------------------------------|x3
A--------------2h3--2h3--2-0----(5--7~)------------|
E---3h5--3h5---------------------------------------|
Play (5--7~) on the 3rd time only

e---------------------------------------|
B---------------------------------------|
G---------------------------------------|
D---------------------------------------| x1
A---7h8p7--5--7--3--5--2--3--2----------|
E---------------------------------------|


Then back into an altered Part 1

e-------------------|
B-------------------|
G-------------------|
D-------------------| x3
A-------------------|
E---3-5---5~--------|

e----------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------------|
D----------------------------------------| x1
A-----------------2-3---3---2------------|
E---3-5---5---3-5---------------5--------|

e-------------------|
B-------------------|
G-------------------|
D-------------------| x1
A-------------------|
E---3-5---5~--------|

e---------------------------------------|
B---------------------------------------|
G---------------------------------------|
D---------------------------------------| x1
A-------------------3/5\3---------------|
E---3-5---5~---3-5---------5------------|

e-------------------|
B-------------------|
G-------------------|
D-------------------| x1
A-------------------|
E---3-5---5~--------|

e----------------------------------------|
B----------------------------------------|
G----------------------------------------|
D----------------------------------------| x1
A--------------------2-3---3---2---------|
E---3-5---5---3-5---------------5--------|

Play Part 2 again here

Solo (this might be a little sketchy, feel free to comment on any fixes!)

Play the 12s here bent up to 13, then slowly release to the last 12.
e------------------------------------------|
B------------------------------------------|
G------------------------------------------|
D---12-12-12-12-12-------------------------|
A----------------------15----12------------|
E------------------------------------------|

e--------------------------------------------------|
B---15b--13----15b--13-----------------------------|
G----------14---------14----------------12/14-9/17-|
D------------------------12--10-12-13-14-----------|
A--------------------------12----------------------|
E--------------------------------------------------|

e----------------------------------------------------------|
B---15-15-15-15b--13---15-15/19\15--13---------------------|
G------------------14-----------------14--14-12-9-7-5-7----|
D----------------------------------------------------------|
A----------------------------------------------------------|
E----------------------------------------------------------|

Then there's a pretty acoustic part that I can't decipher (I'm awful at chords)

Then you come in with this:
e---------------------------------------|
B---------------------------------------|
G--------------4h5--4h5--4--------------|
D---5h7--5h7------------------7---------| x2
A---------------------------------------|
E---------------------------------------|

e---------------------------------7h8-10/12\10-8-10-8---|
B------------------------8h10-8h10----------------------|
G--------4h5-7/9\7-5-7-5--------------------------------|
D-5h7-5h7-----------------------------------------------|
A-------------------------------------------------------|
E-------------------------------------------------------|

And finally, play this until the end

e-----------------------------------------------|
B-----------------------------------------------|
G----------------4h5--4h5---5/7\5---------------|
D---(5h7)--5h7---------------------7------------|
A-----------------------------------------------|
E-----------------------------------------------|
end on (5h7)

There you go! Have fun guitaring away!